1.OBAMA’S YOUR MAN!!! On the eve of Super Tuesday, he takes a 13-point lead in California opinion polls, which, of course, are 100% reliable. Attempting to pull back the deficit, Mrs.C tears-up at a Connecticut rally, prompting the New York Post to cry foul.

WHERE CAN I: GET ME ONE OF THOSE WRISTBANDS??

2.OBAMA AND GEORGE CLOONEY!!! Sitting in a tree. K-i-s-s-i-n-g.

3.DELEGATES!!! As in…what the hell are they, anyway? The NYT explains the system.

4.40-FOOT-BABY!!! A German toddler survives being thrown 40-feet to a passerby by his poor parents, after their apartment building is engulfed in fire. Meanwhile, a passing photographer exploits the image for its shock value, and now, so do I:
BABY: SURVIVED DROP…

5.BLAZERS!!! Lost to Denver in overtime. But my God, aren’t they something to watch, these days.

6.BRITNEY!!! Celebrity news hacks have no idea how to respond to repeated psychiatric assessments that she is, in fact, mentally ill. Not just, you know, “crazy.” Can’t they just let her out already?

Good day. Vote Obama!