The workers at two Hilton Hotels in Seattle have decided to join workers at the Portland and Vancouver Hiltons in an economic boycott—meaning they want you to take your business elsewhere until they negotiate a better contract.

Bush is now in Tennessee trying to cheer up the people devastated by this week’s bout of tornados—but honestly, if your trailer was just ripped apart by a tornado, wouldn’t seeing Bush there make you feel even worse?

Kidney-snatcher mastermind Dr. Amit Kumar was arrested in Nepal. India wants him extradited for 500 transplants—accusing him of forcing people to give up one of their kidneys, and then not even paying them for their trouble!

In what may be the longest trip between “breeding and feeding sites,” A leatherback turtle has been tracked swimming from the coast of Indonesia to Oregon. He must have heard of Oregon’s reasonably priced bed and breakfasts and burgeoning art scene.

~Jenny Furniss