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Wednesday, February 20, 2008

News Good Morning, News!

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Wed, Feb 20 at 9:08 AM

Obama kicks ass ONCE AGAIN, scoring victories in Hawaii and Wisconsin, and pushing Hillary into a must-win situation next month in Ohio and Texas.

Bad weather may delay the Pentagon from using a heat seeking missile to shoot down a broken spy satellite. GOD! “Weather” is so incredibly LAME!!

Britain’s version of the CIA denies causing the car crash that killed Princess Diana, saying, “I mean… why would you even say something like that? We’re not guilty… why? Do we look guilty? The whole idea is preposterous really… I mean… ahem.”

• A middle school teacher has been sentenced to six years in prison for having sexual relations with five teenage boys. And yes, it happened in South Carolina, where this sort of thing always happens.

• Scientists exploring the icy, dark waters of Antarctica have discovered mysterious, previously unknown creatures living there including huge worms, giant sea spiders and… and… wait. WAIT. OMIGOD. WHAT… WHAT IS THAT THING?? AIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!

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Comments

Bob Miller had a military analyst on his show this morning about the satellite shoot down. First off, the missile is a modified heat seeker. Highly modified, in that it won't be heat seeking at all... the satellite in orbit gives off no heat. They say they have a six or seven day window to make the shot so they can wait on the weather. I don't really understand why the weather is a factor, except maybe turbulence in the clouds deflecting the trajectory.

The target satellite is at 300 kilometers. They said the one the Chinese shot down was at 800 kilometers.

Whatever it takes to get it right the first time. This whole fiasco is costing mad, crazy money for the American taxpayers. I can't remember if it will cost billions or mere millions.

I never got blowed by my teachers. Of course, maybe that sort of thing don't happen here in Portland. Too bad. Woulda been nice to been blowed by a teech.

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