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Thursday, February 7, 2008

Gossip Oh Tyra…

Posted by Marjorie Skinner on Thu, Feb 7 at 4:09 PM

I’m not usually one to gossip, but if it’s Gawker it must be true, right?

Anyhow, according to the ironclad fact checking machine that it is, Gawker is reporting a possible pants-pooping incident that supposedly befell Tyra Banks! And even worse, during FASHION WEEK! (BTW, have you been following the shows?) Oh shit! Here’s the scoop:

[Fabian] Basabe was filming an interview in the W suite at the tents, and suddenly a whole cadre of people barged in and kicked him out. The reason? Tyra needed to change her clothes. Because of the incident. Apparently they had a spare change of clothes all lined up which makes him wonder if it’s happened before.

From Basabe’s blog:

Now, let’s break this down: messing oneself should not happen if you are older that 5 or younger than 90. if it happens and in fact you are older than 5 or younger that 90, then it should be one, single, very unfortunate episode which will bound you to be made fun of forever and you can’t complain about it. Now I would like to bring to your attention that Tyra’s people carried a change of clothes for her at NYC fashion week. Hmmmh… could it be that Tyra messed herself before? or just that her entourage is so organized that in case tyra would ever, maybe, possibly mess herself that one time, they have a change of clothes? I don’t know… but all these thoughts were twirling in my mind when in horror I was watching such an abomination, feeling so alone in the world.

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Damn. She looks like a blow-up doll. You guys get the best Tyra pictures. Hilarious!

Posted by schting | February 7, 2008 4:22 PM

no vegan burritos before the fashion show

Posted by miguelaron | February 7, 2008 4:26 PM

even if this is somehow proven to be completely false, I will choose to believe it anyway.

Posted by donnie | February 7, 2008 5:49 PM

this is the kind of story that i don't believe. you merc folx are a bunch of gaffers, no? seriously, does this happen? well, at least you got me wondering!

Posted by jadene | February 7, 2008 9:40 PM

Sound believable to me. Isn't the use of laxatives in order to drop weight common among the model-types?

Posted by Casey | February 8, 2008 9:32 AM

she is probably taking the new drug ALLI, it prevents your body from absorbing fat, therefore it leaves via your ass, making your panties all nasty..

Posted by js | February 8, 2008 9:38 AM

She has talked about having IBS on Top Model but I'de rather just think of her as full of shit.

Posted by HC | February 8, 2008 11:41 AM

oh ty-ty baby.

i love life.

Posted by applebrownbetty | February 8, 2008 1:06 PM

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