If you’re anything like me, you hate the Super Bowl, and would refuse to watch it, except that Paula Abdul was supposed to be performing her new single “Dance Like There’s No Tomorrow.” But then you forget to watch it anyway, because you were too busy trying to download illegal ringtones on to your iPhone.
Well, luckily for us, there’s the world web internet, where I found this video of Paula’s performance in which the following happens: 1) She wears a hobo hat. 2) She lip synchs—badly. 3) She can kind of still dance, but not nearly as well as she used to. 3) Fellow Idol judge Randy Jackson plays bass on the song—and is also wearing a hobo hat. (WHAT’S UP WITH THE FREAKING HOBO HATS?? Did I miss something??)
OH! And be sure to catch the post performance interview with Ryan Seacrest on the Super Bowl red carpet. (I’m not too sure why the Super Bowl needs a carpet of any kind… unless it serves as a convenient place for meatheads to throw up.)