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Friday, February 1, 2008

TV Sarah Silverman is Totally F*cking Matt Damon!

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Fri, Feb 1 at 10:23 AM

Fans of the Jimmy Kimmel Show already know two things: 1) that he’s been in a long lasting relationship with comedian Sarah Silverman, and 2) he regularly bumps megastar Matt Damon off the show in favor of lesser known guests. Well, it’s pay back time for both Sarah and Matt in this HEEEEE-LARIOSO music video aptly entitled, “I’m Fucking Matt Damon.” Please watch, and enjoy. Seriously, this is up there with “Dick in a Box.”

Comments

Holy shit this is hysterical.

I fucked him first!

H Y S T E R I C A L

Hey! As I type this, I too am fucking Matt Damon!

Matt Damon is married, with a child, and I find his participation in this video tacky and uncouth. Sure, he wanted to get back at Kimmel. There had to be a better way.

He's going to be devastated when he reads that Jenny.

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