To show their support for their favorite presidential candidate, PEARL JAM covers “Rock Around the Clock,” except—GET THIS!—they change it to “Barack Around the Clock!”

LAME!!

RIHANNA is starting her own line of—you guessed it—UMBRELLAS.

LAME!!

Hey, did you go on the JOHN MAYER CRUISE? Probably not, because it’s…

LAME!!

SCARLETT JOHANSSON reportedly has a lesbian sex scene with PENELOPE CRUZ in the next Woody Allen flick.

LAME!! (No. Wait… … …) AWESOME!!