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Friday, February 29, 2008

News Today’s Graffiti Challenge

Posted by Matt Davis on Fri, Feb 29 at 11:21 AM

In a move sure to have the city hopping mad, I’ve decided to post this picture of graffiti on the Federal Building in San Fransisco, posted on SFIST yesterday, and muse on how amusing it would be to see something similar here in Portland. When are those pissoirs going to get here, anyways?toilethumor.jpg
THE SIDEWALK: It’s where you go when you know…city bureaucrats are taking too long to build you a real toilet…

Comments

Diabolically beautiful.

Hey! Where's the accomodation for the ladies?

Open wide, Dave.

Matt... ouch. You're nasty.

You can take it Dave. Can't you?

Okay Matt, let's throw down. I suggest a kipper eating contest.

Every time you say "Dave" that way at the end of your sentence, Matt, it makes feel like I'm in space.

Yeah, kind of like HAL in that movie '2001 : a Space Odyssey'. "What are you doing, "Dave".

You're right, schting.

Step away from the console, schting.

Racist! No wait...I am...no you are, well now I just don't know. dang

Hello Dave.

That wasn't me.

don't Dave.... don't Dave...

Would you like to hear a song, Dave?

Would you like to play a game?


Dave.

Now I'm all mixed up.

Matt, I believe the words for which you are searching are:

"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, pissoir?"

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