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Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Gossip Wha’ Choo Mazel Tovin’ ‘Bout, Willis?!

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Tue, Feb 12 at 2:48 PM

Congratulations go out to former child actor GARY “DIFF’RENT STROKES” COLEMAN who is now a happily married short person. 40-year-old Gary, who played the lovable Arnold on the classic sit-com, has just announced he was married in a secret ceremony back in August to 22-year-old Shannon Price, who he met on a movie set. Says People…

The onetime Diff’rent Strokes star also admits that this is his first-time-ever romantic relationship.
“I never got the opportunity to be romantic or feel romantic with anyone,” he says. “I wasn’t saving myself, she just happened to be the one.”

And Gary’s bride seems almost as happy, as well.

“We may go a week and not speak to each other,” he says, while she claims, “He lets his anger conquer him sometimes. … He throws things around, and sometimes he throws it in my direction.”
She adds, “I don’t like the violence.”

Oooooh-kay. Well! CONGRATS TO THE HAPPY COUPLE. (I think I’ll just slip out the back.)

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Yikes! check out those chompers!

"MO' SUGAH IN YA TEA, GUV'NOR?"

Posted by Le-ooh! | February 12, 2008 4:15 PM

Hell hath no fury like a midget scorned!

Posted by Guy | February 12, 2008 4:23 PM

Wow, so he was the real 40 year old virgin. I'm glad that he finally got some lovin'; more power to them. A 40 year wait? Ouch, that's bluer than blue.

Posted by schting | February 12, 2008 4:25 PM

Wow, talk about blue balls, all right. Look at the smirk on that little horn-dog's face. What do you want to bet that he's thinking about when they do it doggy style, and he remains on his feet, just like in the old Geto Boys tune ?

Posted by Cabbie | February 13, 2008 1:52 AM

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