Hey Rose City! Valentine’s Day is almost upon us, so you’d best start thinking about roses for your sweetie. But what kind of roses to get? There are so many kinds, and each one has a VERY SPECIFIC meaning. It’s probably the most important decision you’ll ever make in your life. So you don’t want to screw up and send the wrong kind, now, do ya? Lucky for you, Blogtown is here to provide you with a handy guide to various roses and their meanings, so listen up!

Red – I love you!
Orange – I desire you! I don’t care what kind of diseases you have.
Purple – I am enchanted by you! Please loosen the cuffs.
Yellow – I like you! But I’m not going to fuck you.
Pink – I admire you! Can I borrow some money?
White – I honor you! This means you are probably dead.
Black – I am a goth! I am SO angry at Daddy.
Blue – I am radioactive! Blue roses don’t exist.

For some slightly more helpful info, jet on over to ProFlowers.com, where there’s lots of info about roses, and their individual meanings.