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Friday, February 15, 2008

Food Why We Should’ve Never Given the Japanese Pizza

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Fri, Feb 15 at 1:01 PM

Don’t get me wrong: I love the Japanese. However, it’s a scientific fact that certain cultures just should not be allowed to have pizza. THEY SIMPLY DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT. For proof, please watch this commercial, and then help us stop the Japanese—before they try to eat pizza again.

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Oh Steven, you're soooo right! But hey, at least she swallows!

Posted by Jan | February 15, 2008 1:45 PM

Nicest use of 'tomara niiight!' I think I've seen yet.

Posted by richbachelor | February 15, 2008 2:05 PM

Yes, you are correct. Favorite toppings on Japanese pizzas include corn, shrimp and mayonnaise...ugh.

Posted by Freshmaker | February 15, 2008 2:05 PM

For more wackiness check out: http://www.8bitjoystick.com/archives/jake_field_guide_to_weird_japanese_pizza.php

Posted by mars | February 15, 2008 3:09 PM

You guys are forgetting octopus and squid, the two greatest pizza toppings ever!

(I live in Japan, and not only is the pizza foul, but expensive. That nasty shit in the commercial above probably costs $30)

Posted by Greg D | February 16, 2008 12:57 AM

creamy, gooey, sticky...

jizz dip for pizza!

Posted by bs | February 16, 2008 10:24 AM

The brand name is Pizza-La, which is made by Doritos, which is made by Frito-Lay, an American Multi-national Corporation. So really this is an American company that is trying to imagine pizza for Japanese people. This is what they came up with. That makes it a bit creepier for me.

I've seen the box for this product in the supermarket ( I live in Japan, too, yeah for me! ) but I have yet to see someone pick it up and buy it.

Posted by robot2501 | February 16, 2008 6:46 PM

I liked Japanes pizza. Tuna corn mayonnaise pizza is good. Curry shrimp and squid pizza is good. Pepperoni...not so good.

Posted by Jay | February 16, 2008 6:58 PM

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