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Monday, February 25, 2008
Cats WORSTminster Dog Poll: The Results!
Posted by on Mon, Feb 25 at 2:01 PM
The results are in from our weekend poll entitled, “Which Dog is the Most Easily Despised?” (Or something like that… I can’t remember exactly.) Anyway, with 184 votes and all precincts reporting, the most despised dog breed in America is…
A TIE?!?
As our poll clearly shows, poodles are tied with pit bulls as your most despised breed of dog. And even more amazingly, pugs are tied with chihuahuas for second place! OKAY, LOOK PEOPLE. These polls can’t work if you guys can’t make up your minds. So you know what that means…
A RUN-OFF!
We’ve reduced the following poll to only the most despicable of dog breeds—meaning people who really hate Corgis (AKA the canine Ralph Nader) can no longer split the vote. That being said, let’s vote again!
WHICH DOG BREED DO YOU SUPER-DUPER DESPISE?
POLLING IS NOW CLOSED! THANKS FOR VOTING!
Comments
I can't believe people are hating on my poor little pitbull? I mean - really - you think this is mean?
The pictured dog is a chihuahuahuahua if I'm not mistaken. I think he won ugliest dog in the world a few years back.
I would guess the reason people are all hating on the pitbull is for the abundance of tarded pitbull owners there are running around Portland/America.
I myself have had a few run ins with idiot pit bull owners. Namely my former neighbors who named their dogs after rappers and bred them even though their dogs all had parvo. What's good? PARVO!!
What is with the pit bull hate? Pit bulls are awesome dogs! It is the owners that fuck them up!!
Pictured dog is a Chinese Crested...one of which ("Sam") was voted world's most ugly dog for 3 years in a row.
CUTE!
Voted World's most ugly dog, 3 years running!
I'd put that on my resume, if I were a dog looking for a job . . .
BRAVO SAM!
after my initial vote, i google-imaged "rottweiler bite" and "pit bull bite." until the latter search, i'd never seen real peeled human flesh.
pit bull it is.
I'm voting for none of the above - like the previous poster said, the sins of the owners are reflected in the dogs.
I've seen friendly pit bulls raised by good people, and Chihuahuas raised by decent human beings (not Paris Hilton).
Callie, our cat, believes all dogs go to hell.
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What kind of dog is pictured here?
If that's a purebred dog of any kind, the standards have really slipped.