Yes, it’s press day. Nevertheless, I’ve decided to hog our crack team of production designers for the last two hours, trying to come up with a non (borderline racist?) donut for Sho Dozono’s election campaign. You’ll remember this was the original:
SHO-NUT: Looks like Dozono…?

Well, after some work, here’s the new, politically correct donut, which could just as well be adopted by the other glasses-wearing candidate for mayor, Sam Adams:

NO-NUT: Was designed pro-bono…

That’s our “mature discussion of race” for today, folks. Until next time…