Mercury employees are the worst actors in the world. They’re always coming into my office saying, “Wah! Wah! Wah! I have the stomach flu.” Or “Wah! Wah! Wah! I’m so over-worked I’m suffering from a nervous breakdown.” Or “Wah! Wah! Wah! I just got an abortion.” WHAT A BUNCH OF FAKERS. What they need to do is to take some “acting” lessons. Maybe from Spider-Man’s James Franco? Sure, that sounds good.