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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Election 2008 Council Candidate Starts Running, Literally

Posted by Amy J. Ruiz on Wed, Mar 19 at 10:33 AM

Harold C. Williams Two, running for the seat Erik Sten is vacating early next month, is “‘actually’ running for office,” he says. Check out his new regimen:

Hello Portland this is Harold C. Williams Two your candidate for Portland city council position (2) and I am “actually” running for office. Check me out as I run, jog, walk, and bike all throughout the streets of Portland in my black, white, and neon-safety green outfit as I train for my run and bike the top of the world.

I will run from Corner Stone Plaza located in North Portland (2752 N. Williams Ave, Portland, Oregon, 97227) to Council Crest in Southwest and back to Corner Stone Plaza and then continue to bike to the top of and Rocky Butte in North East Portland and Mt. Tabor in South East Portland, and finishing in the on steps of City Hall May 20, 2008 the day of primary to show the citizen of Portland how hard I will work for you once in office to map Portland’s city government.

Mind you I am a 285 pound man, “not only am I asking for your VOTE, but also your prays; I have a feeling I will be needing all I can get.” To assist me in this quest I have sought out the fitness training services of Reggie Senegal of 1Vest, and Anwar Washington of Pearl Private Fitness. My election night party will be hosted by DJ OG One at The Huddle (Sports Bars) located 825 N. Killingworth St. Portland, OR 97217.

“As you can see Portland I am willing to talk the talk, walk the walk, and run my race.”

Harold C. Williams Two
Candidate for Portland City Commissioner position (2)

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Comments

His proclamation of "actually" running makes me think he isn't really "running".

The outfit is awesome. And check out his quads!

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