Blogtown, PDX

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

News Good Morning, News!

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Wed, Mar 19 at 9:13 AM

• Are you psyched that Barack Obama is coming to Portland?? All together now… EEEEEEEEEE! Get yer free tickets NOW!

• Barack delivers his boldest address yet, taking on the institutional racism that plagues America.

• Did you know that we still have a president named Bush? And that he’s still intent on fucking things up for everyone? Sorry, troops. No withdrawal for you!

• Girls Gone Wild d-bag Joe Francis just saved $1 million. After asking Spitzer call girl “Kristen” to expose her tits for his new DVD, he discovered she already had! (Probably along with half of 18-year-old female America.)

• Sex and the City’s Sarah Jessica Parker is PISSED at Maxim for declaring her the “Unsexiest Woman Alive.” Oh, so that’s why the long face.

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Comments

Ugh, hideous.

Posted by Freshmaker | March 19, 2008 9:44 AM

it must be hard for men to decide what they want to have sex with. maxim has to tell them. you never see elle picking the unsexiest man. women? we just know if we'd hit that. we don't have to give each other permission.

Posted by sellective | March 19, 2008 12:18 PM

It was probably to let women know to stop imitating her look since we already know that we wouldn't hit that.

Posted by schting | March 19, 2008 2:05 PM