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I meant to post these yesterday. So now, not only is my harrowing first-hand photo account of being TRAPPED ON THE BURNSIDE BRIDGE IN THE MIDST OF THE URBAN IDITAROD* really just a series of inexpertly shot cell-phone photos, but they’re not even timely. Enjoy!

*I love the arbitrary genders/ages assigned to events on MySpace pages. 23 yr old male? Seemed about right, from the crowd on Saturday—at least, the college-age kids were the loudest and visibly drunkest. There was a pretty broad age spectrum represented, though.



This is exactly why I hate Portland so much. Fucking hipsters have too much time on their hands...get a fucking real job you stupid hipsters! Being an "artist" is just stupid.
a job on saturday...right. this started in SF by the way
I'm sure I speak for many when I say that IhP is a bitter farmer from Indiana who misses milking his/her cows by hand.
C'mon! Hipsters??? IhP, If I would have seen you that day you would have been converted brother, multiplied your brain power exponentially and joined us in the land of milk and honey.
I was a first time visitor to the city and had to check out the Saturday Market and was sooo glad I did! All of a sudden there is a thunderous roar and whooping and hooting and all that hollering as I stand under the bridge wondering what is going on?? I look up and see a pair of shiney gold booty shorts covering the booty of one of many Iditiroders running over the bridge and thought hmmmmm this is what helps keep Portland Weird!! I love it!! And would love to know when it happens again next year? Is it a set date, or certain weekend? Please someone fill me in with the weirdness I seek!
In the event that the "I hate Portland" comment is not sarcasm or trolling... If having a job means you don't have the time to spend four hours on a Saturday enjoying yourself, you need to reevaluate your work situation (and life). And what better way to spend a Saturday than running around with several hundred other people, all having a great time? It was a blast!
Babesico: It's run the first Saturday in March.
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