When I read of Wm. Steven Humphrey’s passion for Family Matters in this weeks issue of the Mercury, I nearly wept. I thought I was the only one! Now that I know that there are others out there like me, I feel inspired—nay, obliged—to offer these easy ways to Urkelize your digital world.

The following wav. file is a perfect for when the Asian tranny porn sites crash your operating system and you get that bummer pop-up error message. Instead of that annoying beep, hear Urkel’s classic, “Did I do thaaaat?” Yes you did, Urkel, you scamp. Well, you and the Asain tranny porn.
(save target and assign it to an error message!)

Here’s a great start-up sound! It’s Urkel musing on how to operate a woman. Who can’t relate to that?
(save target and replace your start up jingle!)

Check out these Urkel pics! Go ahead, make ‘em your desktop background! I have!

Finally, carry Family Matters on your iPod wherever you go with the classic theme song. Here’s the file!

Not enough? Well check it! Here’s a rare MP3 of the Urkel Dance! Download it, love it, dance your geeky ass off. The MP3 can be found here!

No need to thank me. We’re all part of the same family and that’s all that matters.