Good morning Portland. Did you forget to take your medication yesterday? Did you wake up this morning expecting spring weather, only to realize Portland has decided to prick the balloon of your hopes and dreams with a sky full of turgid, rainy, monotonous shit to start the week with? Is life largely meaningless, and in whole new an unexpected ways?

Is city auditor Gary Blackmer stalking your dreams? In your dreams, does Gary’s scary beard scratch at your heels as you try to flee his clutch? Did you wake up sweating, thinking about how fucked up it is that Gary Blackmer is stalking you in your sleep?

Well, fret no more. Watch these Japanese celebrity impersonators recreate We Are The World. Watch “Cyndi Lauper,” especially. Bruce Springsteen. Ha! Hahahahah! Michael Jackson!!! Hee! Heeheeheee! And realize life is worse than simply meaningless. Life is…fucking ridiculous. Observe:
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VIDEO: Strangely cathartic in its horror…strangely renewing in that way…

Behold: You are reborn!