Now that Danny Noriega has been kicked off American Idol, I have lost my entire faith in American TV. Luckily for me, I can start watching Japanese TV which has the most awesome shows in the world! Take this one for example, which I believe loosely translates to “Can You Park Your Car in This?” Contestants are challenged to park their car in a space that has less than 1cm of room to spare, and when they fail? “Aiiii-YEEEEE, Wassafommit!” (Which I think translates to, “You IDIOT! You just scratched my freaking car!!”