People seem kind of down in the dumpy today, so let’s get some hot mess tranny fierceness going with Italian house production unit BLACK BOX and their 1990 cross-over dance hit, “EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY.”

Best part of the video: Hot mens sweatin’ it out to that insanely infectious groove!

Worst part of the video: So what if it’s a “Groove is in the Heart” ripoff? The lip-synching french model Katrine is the epitome of hot mess tranny ferocity! (Real vocals were provided by the gospelicious Martha Wash.) Anyway, put your hands together, get on the dance floor and say, “OWW!”