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Wednesday, April 2, 2008
TV A Slow Jeff Goldblum is a Drunk Jeff Goldblum
Posted by on Wed, Apr 2 at 2:19 PM
What happens when you slightly slow down a 1999 iMac computer commercial starring Jeff Goldblum? He turns into your incredibly drunk Uncle Woody holding court at the Thanksgiving dinner table. SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP, UNCLE JEFF!
Confidential to editorial assistant Ned: Isn’t this the same iMac you work on? Ha, ha.
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Yes, and with it, I have become the purveyor of... the generator of... the author of... GREAT STUFF... What're you looking at!? Hic! Get me another beer. Goddamn kids.
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