No, we’re not bringing the comic back. Because we can’t. So please stop shouting at us for “canceling” the strip. We didn’t do it, goddamn it.

You know who DID cancel the strip, though? That jerk Nicholas Gurewitch! He made us laugh and laugh and laugh—and then he decided to stop making us laugh. Jerk.

That said: Gurewitch is in town tonight at Floating World Comics (20 NW 5th), where, from 7-9 pm, he’ll be holding a reception. Floating World is currently showing works from both Gurewitch and Tony Millionaire, and there’ll be original art to see and buy.

Or you can just stand there and glare at Gurewitch, hoping he’ll notice your silent, simmering anger, and it will make him feel bad enough that he’ll start cranking out the strip on a weekly basis again.