Barack Obama, I like you so much. Almost everything you say is so great! I don’t want to impose, but if you could just do one thing for me, that’d be awesome. It’s not a big deal, and it won’t take much effort or time, and it’ll totally make sense, and it’ll make me (and a bunch of other people) like you even more.

It’s really simple: When it comes to videogames, stop acting like a Republican. (Besides, Hillary beat you to it.) Instead, pick up a Wiimote or a Guitar Hero controller, have some fun, and stop using games as outdated, too-easy targets that supposedly symbolize all that’s wrong with kids today. Calling out those harmful rock and roll records comic books videogames that the kids like so much these days just makes you sound lazy—not to mention ignorant of what games have to offer, and who the people are who play them. Maybe even worse, decrying videogames as a whole specifically avoids the real issues of adult content in certain games—and makes it pretty much impossible to have legit discussions about those issues.

See? So cut it out, and everybody wins. Thanks.