Hey there, folks! Another glorious morning shines upon us! So what will we talk about today!? Hooow about….

1. ONN: Al-Qaeda operative takes 9/11 Conspiracy theorist to task. Finally!

9/11 Conspiracy Theories ‘Ridiculous,’ Al Qaeda Says

2. HAHA…How background people ruin your photos (NSFW).

3. New York Times/CBS poll: Man, people are such downers!

4. The most non-jewish mother in NYC allows her 9 year old to ride the subway all alone. Getting Anxious? Yea so am I.

5. Hillary on Leno last night: Thought I wasn’t going to make it, but I was pinned down by sniper fire. (By the way, Hills will be in Portland tomorrow!)

6. Weekly recession update!
*UGH - 80,000 Jobs cut in March; Unemployment Rising.
*LOL - Bear Sterns CEO blames the media for his bank’s collapse.

7. And as if I’d leave you on recession news, article from the Onion…
*Half of 26 year old’s Memories Nintendo-Related.

Alright, stay dry out there!
Have a good day!!