• Hide your choir boys, the Pope is in AMERICA! President Bush is enthralled by the papal visit saying it was a reminder for Americans to “distinguish between simple right and wrong.” Oh… WOW. Where do I begin?

• AP photographer Bilal Hussein has finally been released from U.S. military prison after two years in which no charges were ever filed. That’ll teach him not to change his name to “Bill Smith”!

• The Supreme Court has given the okay to resume executions, giving prison officials the thumbs up to use a “lethal three-drug cocktail.” Hmm… that would Jagermeister, a 40 of Olde English, and a can of Betty Crocker frosting, right?

• Bruce Springsteen has endorsed Barack Obama for president. R.I.P. Hillary Clinton.

• Michelle Obama paid a visit last night to The Colbert Report. Watch the segment to find out what song Colbert sings to her. (I’m guessing it’s “Born to Run.”)