Thank god for Ned Lannamann’s fantastic Mercury podcast “Your Radio Sucks”—for otherwise I may have never discovered the music I intend on exclusively listening to for the rest of my life: FRENCH DISCO. If you have any interest at all in enjoying life, please watch the following video from French electropop hottie Yelle entitled “JE VEUX TE VOIR” which my online translator tells me means “I Want to See You.” OY, is it SEXY! And FUN! In fact, it’s so sexy and fun, I think George Bush should invade France, so we can kidnap Yelle and have her all to ourselves. Wait… what’s that? Yelle will be in Portland on April 23 at Rotture? Oh. That works too. VIVA LE FRENCH DISCO!