Thank goodness I’m out of the office today. Because if I were at work, I would be plagued with the inane chatter of my co-workers. To wit:

“Battle Ship Galactica is the best show ever!”

“OMG! I can’t wait for Battle Cat Eclectica tonight! I’m SO EXCITED!”

“Waaa!! I’m a big ol’ dork and science fiction is NEAT-O!!!”

“Yay! Battle Sun Galapagos is my favorite! Where’s my inhaler?”

When I’m back in the office on Monday, I shall be stealing everyone’s lunch money and giving out wedgies. Enjoy your weekends.