Apparently the two interns are the only ones who give a shit about Earth Day here (it’s today, yo!), so I guess it’s my duty to post something earthy.

Except it’s rainy and shitty out, and it has been for the last infinity to the power of infinity days (minus that glorious Saturday a week and a half ago, remember that?) so the Earth and I aren’t on the best of terms.

Here’s an absurd video inspired by Captain Planet and those wonderful GI Joe parodies a few years back, aptly titled “Captain Planet Random Shit”:

I think this clip does a good job of summarizing how I feel about Earth Day at this point. Whatever.