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Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Food Sneaky, Sneaky Food.

Posted by Patrick Coleman on Tue, Apr 15 at 12:36 PM

You’ve had that moment in the grocery store. You know, that moment where you are drawn in by the seductive picture of ravioli in the frozen foods case. Yes, there it is. The sauce, such a lovely red, the ravioli plump and bursting with meaty filling. And there – a fine topping of melting parmesan! Oh, you must have it. You must have it now!

Later, you find yourself staring at an undifferentiated mash of pasta and something barely tomato based. It’s not appetizing at all. DAMN YOU FOOD STYLISTS! DAMN YOU TO HELLLL!

Hey, it happens to all of us… Even in foreign countries… And often to a hip-hop beat! I know, I know… the video will explain.

Comments

It's German! Es ist auf Deutsch!!!

You realize this makes it avant-garde, and Wim Wenders has just optioned it to make it into a full-length movie.

That's what I hear happens, anyway. Could be wrong.

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