Since, all of a sudden, our Oregon primary really matters, where is our totally awesome star-studded rock concert for Obama?

So far there have been Obama shows with Wilco in Illinois, Bright Eyes in Nebraska, and now these big ‘ole Superchunk and Arcade Fire free concerts in North Carolina.

Superchunk! Mr. Obama, I’d believe in your message of “Change” a whole lot more if it involved any song from No Pocky for Kitty. Hell, if Hillary could get Mac, Laura, and the gang to perform “Driveway to Driveway” in Oregon, she has have my vote, and I hate Hilary! McCain, that offer stands for you too, gramps.

End Hits: Angrily requesting concerts from presidential candidates.