Here at the Mercury, we are well aware that we provide more harm to the world than good. However, we also know that there are varying levels of harm, and it is up to our morally stalwart readers to figure out the difference. Let’s experiment with this concept, shall we?

I am about to show you two very short videos. Your job is to determine which is “more wrong” according to your personal sense of morality. Here’s video #1:

And here is video #2:

BOTH ARE WILDLY WRONG, BUT WHICH IS MORE WRONG? VOTE!

Which is most wrongest? Join us tomorrow at noon for the results of our poll, and feel free to debate the gray areas of each video’s wrongness in the comments below.