OMG! Only eight more hours until the new season of Battlestar Galactica premieres, and it should be of surprise to no one that I totally want to have sexual coitus with either a) Boomer, or b) Lee “Apollo” Adama. In fact, as it stands now, I would happily strangle 38.9% of the people in our office, if I were allowed to have sexual coitus with either of these characters. However, how do YOU feel? Let’s say it’s a given that you’d want to do Boomer in the bottom—but what about Apollo? Would you like to do HIM in the bottom? I WOULD! So let’s do a poll.

WOULD YOU DO APOLLO IN THE BOTTOM? I WOULD!

Polls close on Monday!

“Hello, I’m Commander Lee Adama… and I order you to do me in the bottom!”