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Thursday, May 29, 2008

TV Are You Watching F@%king LOST?!

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Thu, May 29 at 2:08 PM

DON’T F@%KING FORGET! The f@%king two-hour season f@%king finale of f@%king Lost starts tonight at f@%king 9 pm—so don’t f@%king miss it! (Also, did you know that in the original scripts for Lost, they use the word f@%king all the f@%king time? Here’s a f@%king great f@%king article about it!)

Lost: It’s f@%king awesome!

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Why can't you say fork?

Posted by Graham | May 29, 2008 2:43 PM

Fracking awesome!

Posted by Brian | May 29, 2008 2:56 PM

Fracking awesome!

Posted by Brian | May 29, 2008 2:56 PM

Or perhaps . . .

Frakking awesome!

Posted by Brian | May 29, 2008 2:58 PM

frak? nerd alert!

wait.. does knowing you're a nerd make me a nerd?

Posted by natalie | May 29, 2008 3:26 PM

No, it makes you a cylon.

Posted by Graham | May 29, 2008 3:53 PM

@5 and @6

Or perhaps it makes you frakking awesome!

Posted by Brian | May 29, 2008 4:37 PM

Did anyone with DirectTV lose all local channels for 15 minutes around 10:30pm? THAT FUCKING SUCKED! Pooped out after the ship exploded, came back on and they were on a raft..what fucking happened?

Posted by flower | May 30, 2008 10:50 AM

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