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Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Drunk Attack of the Penis-Copter!

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Tue, May 20 at 9:55 AM

Public speaking is difficult. I have to do it on occasion, and people always ask me, “Steve, when you’re giving a serious speech, how do you keep yourself from getting nervous?” And I tell them, “I remember this video, and imagine myself getting attacked by a remote controlled penis copter.”

I’m so sorry this is in Russian, because I would LOVE to know what joke the speaker used to recover from this! What do you think he said? Leave your penis-copter jokes in the comments below!


Haha that's awesome

Haha that's awesome

"the speaker" is Garry Kasparov of chess playing fame...

Now that's what I call a cockblock.


Tomorrow's headline:

Years of Wacking Off Pay off for Bodyguard

Indeed, that is Garry Kasparov, the chess champion, being interrupted. According to Towleroad.com, here's the translation:

Kasparov: 'I think we have to be thankful for the opposition's demonstration of the level of discourse we need to anticipate. Also, apparently most of their arguments are located beneath the belt.' Someone in the audience: 'Finally the political power shows its face!' Kasparov: 'Well, if that's its face...' Everyone laughs.
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