Ladies and gentlemen, here is my early nomination for the “Summer Jam of ‘08”— N.E.R.D.’s homage to chicks snorting booger sugar, “Everyone Nose.” Not only does Pharrell and the boys put together a great chorus, but the video features sexy gals blasted out of their gourds on blow, AND a cameo from… LINDSAY LOHAN? I’m sure she’s just there to chastise these girls for their reprobate behavior. Right, LiLo?

Anyhoo, watch the video and let us know in the comments below… WILL YOU BUMP IT? OR WILL YOU DUMP IT?

All the girls standing in the line for the END HITS!