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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

News Good Morning, News!

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Wed, May 14 at 9:12 AM

Hillary hands Obama his ass in West Virginia—and yet? Barack STILL picks up two more superdelegates. “He cannot be stopped!”

President Bush worries that if a Democrat is elected president and prematurely withdraws the troops from Iraq, it could lead to another attack on America. OMG! He really doesn’t fucking get it, does he??

• The U.S. government has been accused of injecting 250 deportees with dangerous psychotropic drugs before kicking them out of the country. And yet, to get MY dangerous psychotropic drugs I have to go clear across town?

• From bad to worse: Heavy rains and a potentially deadly storm is headed straight toward cyclone-ravaged Myanmar.

• Beatle Paul McCartney bought an environmentally friendly Hybrid car. YAYY!! But he had it flown from Japan on a gas guzzling cargo plane. BOOOOOOO!

• The homeless protest outside city hall ended last night… and is in full swing again this morning!

• And finally, if you loved Bill O’Reilly’s Inside Edition teleprompter meltdown—then you will flip your pancakes over the Bill O’Reilly Meltdown REEEEEEE-MIX! (Language NSFW, ‘natch.)

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Neil Diamond

After canceling his September performance in Portland, Neil Diamond is back and ready to blow us out of our seats! Fine, maybe he won’t “blow us,” but I bet he’ll come to the stage locked and loaded with hits such as “Cherry, Cherry,” “Sweet Caroline,” and “I’m a Believer.” And does anybody remember “Heartlight”? I do! WSH

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