• Hillary hands Obama his ass in West Virginia—and yet? Barack STILL picks up two more superdelegates. “He cannot be stopped!”

• President Bush worries that if a Democrat is elected president and prematurely withdraws the troops from Iraq, it could lead to another attack on America. OMG! He really doesn’t fucking get it, does he??

• The U.S. government has been accused of injecting 250 deportees with dangerous psychotropic drugs before kicking them out of the country. And yet, to get MY dangerous psychotropic drugs I have to go clear across town?

• From bad to worse: Heavy rains and a potentially deadly storm is headed straight toward cyclone-ravaged Myanmar.

• Beatle Paul McCartney bought an environmentally friendly Hybrid car. YAYY!! But he had it flown from Japan on a gas guzzling cargo plane. BOOOOOOO!

• The homeless protest outside city hall ended last night… and is in full swing again this morning!

• And finally, if you loved Bill O’Reilly’s Inside Edition teleprompter meltdown—then you will flip your pancakes over the Bill O’Reilly Meltdown REEEEEEE-MIX! (Language NSFW, ‘natch.)