*Friday News Dump: McCain healthy enough to run for President!

*Bill Clinton reportedly considers VP spot for wife. Wife reportedly thinks Bill should can it and let her finish what she started.

*Meanwhile, altakakas in South Florida grill Obama on Israel.

*At Cannes, Professor Tarantino explores his own greatness.

*Burgerville pulls plug on gardenburger due to “quality issues,” further convincing me bacon double cheeseburgers were always the right choice.

*Oh and the state of Washington is wondering how much pot you smoke in 60 days.

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