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Friday, May 30, 2008

News Good Morning, NEWS!

Posted by The Unpaid Intern on Fri, May 30 at 7:10 AM

*Oh it’s been an interesting week for a certain ex-White House press secretary. Taking a closer look at the book deal, the advance seems a bit skimpy, considering the whole, you know, betrayal thing.

*HEY! Ricky effin’ Martin just endorsed Hillary. Eat it, Obama!

*So how about Virginia badass Jim Webb as Barack’s VP?…Anyone?…Anyone?

*You know the economy is in the toilet when people start talking about shutting down Kmart.

*Mediabistro: For the 77th consecutive month, the Fox News Channel finished first in the news ratings. Also of note, The O’Reailly Factor is the #1 cable news show for the 90th consecutive month.

*This week, the wife of American comedy icon Bill Murray filed for divorce, alleging physical abuse, alcoholism, drug addiction, and extramarital affairs. So he’s got that goin’ for him.

*And finally, a pretty cool video of a mind-controlled cyborg arm, courtesy of Gizmodo.

Comments

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it's called "good morning NEWS" not "good morning OLDS."

the bill murray thing was totally yesterday's thing.

otherwise, a-o-k.

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