I've been trying to just ignore this for weeks on end, but this shit need to stop. Cat Friday? It's fucking called Caturday. I'm sorry that you people are like 120 years old, but the fact that you're all supposedly journalists takes away most of your rights to be ignorant fucktards.

Do you need some help learning about this "Caturday"??? Here: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Caturday . I would make that a link, but I'm sure your webpage was coded by some retarded 4-year-old, or worse yet, Matt Davis.

Anyway, fucking educate your selves. This is America, and there's alway room for improvement. Want to kick off Catuday??? Post a picture of a cat, with the caption "POST SOME FUCKING CATS".

Honestly, anything more is simply gauche. I don't give a shit if you people are all going through menopause and just want to see pictures of "funny cats". If you're going to do this shit, do it right.

whoa. who invited the bitter buffalo to the CAT PARTY?

I'm with Kip. This blog sucks donkey ass, just like the Mercury itself.

Yeah, if you're going to do anything, do it they way other people did it.

Don't ever change anything. Fucky.

hahaha cats are so awesome!!!! cat in a box now my day is better. kip is right tho there is'alway room for improvement'

have you tried kitty fiips??? every cat wants a kitty flip.

I don't see why we can't have Cat Friday AND Caturday.

Are they mutually exclusive?

Unless, maybe you guys could have a My Cat is Better Than Yours Day.

That would be fun.

My blog. My cats. My way.

Marjorie fuck these haters. Cats are ruling every day.

Cats do indeed rule everyday, Donnie. That's my point. In light of Caturday being declared an everyday celebration, shit like "Cat Friday" (O HAI GUIZ, WE POSTED 2 PICTURES OF CATS ON OUR BLOG, WE'RE SO DIFFERENT FROM THE REST OF THE INTERNET!!!) is a bit tepid, for lack of a better word.

We don't come to work on Caturdays.

Yes, nothing makes being silly on the internet more fun that strict adherence to rules.

Sorry. I forgot that half-assing everything is a valid lifestyle choice at the Merc. I'm a fascist, lol.

Funny.

Memo to The Stranger HQ: fire Humpty and Davis and hire Kip as the replacement.

In light of Caturday being declared an everyday celebration" -comment 9

"We don't come to work on Caturdays." -comment 10, 25 minutes later.

srsly, does humpty have you hooked up to a thorazine drip or something?

wow, this Kip guy is the killer of fun.