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Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Sports Kobe Bryant vs. Swimming Pool Filled with Snakes… WHO YA GOT?!

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Tue, May 27 at 9:49 AM

First basketball star Kobe Bryant jumped an Aston Martin—now he’s been challenged by former Jackasses Wee Man and Chris Pontius to slam dunk a basketball after clearing a swimming pool filled with snakes.

(When they finally get around to it, it’s an amazing slamma-jamma… but before then? I wish those snakes would’ve bit the shit out of those other douchebags.)

Comments

Kobe's slam was fake, c'mon.

Posted by DemonJuice | May 27, 2008 11:17 AM

You know that dunk was fake, right?

Posted by bob | May 27, 2008 11:57 AM

Fake dunks? Goddammit! Please tell me the snakes were real and extremely poisonous!

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey | May 27, 2008 1:54 PM

No love for Oregon's own Ehren McGhehy being in the clip, too?

P.S.

Willy, if you love this vid there's this awesome video you won't believe. Michael Vick throws a football all the way out of a stadium! It's crazy!

Oh, there's one where this whale crushes this boat with people on it, too...

And dude, you'll never believe this one where Andy Roddick blasts a serve and it sticks in the court!

Posted by DemonJuice | May 27, 2008 2:14 PM

Did you just call me "Willy"? Nobody has EVER called me "Willy," and yet? Now I will insist on it!

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey | May 27, 2008 5:44 PM

When I see it in the print edition, I'll believe it.

Posted by DemonJuice | May 27, 2008 7:05 PM