Everyone’s watching a TV in the corner. Obama what?! Can’t really see the TV, I’m sitting down. Little kids don’t give a shit either, let’s color.

Oh wait. Oh, shit. 61% / 21%.

“so, the rest of the night we gotta buy him beers. Now he’s gotta look for a job.”

The sentiment: “That blows.” Yeah, it does.

Here’s a thesis: “Portlanders are so nice, Nick Fish has run before, people feel bad for him, so they voted for him.” Nah, fuck that, we’re not that nice. Not enough people were paying attention, is my humble hypothesis. Nice people in fleece looking sad, staring at the numbers on my computer screen. BOOO.