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Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Drunk Nobody in Portland Knows How To Get To Branx/Rotture/Hippodrome

Posted by Unpaid Arts Intern on Wed, May 28 at 4:21 PM

Here’s some help, brought to you by the good folks from SICK:

Reviews are mixed as to whether this is really funny or really annoying.

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There's no question. Annoying

Posted by D | May 28, 2008 4:47 PM

Yep. Pretty annoying. AND it gave me a bit of a headache.

Posted by Beer Batter | May 28, 2008 5:13 PM

Wow. It's like living in Williamsburg ten years ago. It was annoying then too...

Posted by PDXMatt | May 28, 2008 6:36 PM

Someone needs to work on their funny voice. I think they were going for Lady Elaine Fairchild from the Neighborhood of Make Believe.

Posted by s | May 28, 2008 7:46 PM

Yeah. Most Def, ANNOYING. And embarrasing because this person probably thinks their voice is funny but it's not. It just sounds like a bad improv actor who needs to clear their throat.

Posted by Lulu | May 28, 2008 7:53 PM

Come on. Lame! But then, 23 yr old hipsters from Akron or Lansing would probably think it's pretty "sick". What I don't understand is the premise--is Branx hard to find? Is finding a address on a fucking numbered street so difficult?

Posted by jake | May 28, 2008 11:00 PM

it's funnoying.

Posted by demdranger | May 28, 2008 11:43 PM

Lansing. That's funny, jake, and so true. I've forwarded this video to graffiti abatement coordinator Marcia Dennis because that's my way of expressing annoyance.

Posted by martin | May 29, 2008 7:40 AM

Hopefully no one will consider this a good example of Portland's vaunted creative class.

Posted by gawd | May 29, 2008 8:53 AM

Sounds like they're trying to imitate Teen Girl Squad!

Posted by Ritchie | May 29, 2008 11:39 AM

Ooh. Good call. Teen Girl Squad meets MST3K on nitrous.

Posted by richbachelor | May 29, 2008 2:07 PM

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