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Friday, May 16, 2008
TV Oprah’s Audience is Batshit Crazy
Posted by on Fri, May 16 at 4:45 PM
Fine, I admit it. I’m the TV guy, and I never, ever watch Oprah. So can someone PLEASE explain to me why these women are going crazy—no. Not just crazy, they’re are going fucking batshit crazy when Oprah says the words “favorite things.” SERIOUSLY! I have not seen this kind of reaction since I announced it was “Free Corndog Day” at the Mercury!
Please help, Oprah lovers! Why are these women going so ba-zonkers?
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free corn dog day? where can i pick up an application?
Which all goes to prove that you can have all the insanely (in the bad way) devoted friends you can handle if you give out money'n'shit.
Lesson learned.
Damn, that's pathetic and creepy simultaneously.
I agree with: Whoa
Oprah is the Anti-christ
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They go crazy because her "favorite things" are all super expensive, and everyone in the audience gets all the things on her list. So basically they're about to get $20,000 in gifts. So if one of her favorite things is an iPhone, they're getting an iPhone, etc.