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Friday, May 9, 2008

Politics Possible Questions Matt Davis Will Ask Hillary If There Is A Q&A

Posted by The Unpaid Intern on Fri, May 9 at 9:05 AM

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“Why don’t you just drop out?”

“When are you going to be dropping out?”

“Now that you’re behind in the popular vote, the delegate count, and the superdelegates, why don’t you just back down?”

“Tom Petty may have celebrated not backing down, but seriously?”

“At what point does not backing down become frightening/borderline psychotic?”

“How’s it feel for you personally to fail at something you really wanted? Can we compare notes?”

“Do you need the number of a good therapist?”

Your question suggestions, obviously, are both welcome and at this point, it seems, thoroughly required.

Comments

Senator Clinton, do you think maybe you're taking Barack's "Yes We Can" slogan a little too seriously?

Senator, have you considered asking Ralph Nader to be your running mate? After all, you both are trying your best to fuck over the Democratic party's chances even though you don't have a snowball's chance in Hell of winning the nomination yourself.

Senator, why have you divorced reality and yet remained with your husband?

it is apparent from your questions that even as the unpaid intern you are overpaid. show some respect. show some class.

Yeah, and don't you have some "scene" to be making?

Or another lame pair of Chuck Taylors to be "designing"?

Stick to the "important" stories, will ya.

You're "confusing" the "Unpaid Arts Intern" with the "Unpaid Intern." I "stick" to less important "topics," like Chuck Taylors "and" the concerts I went "to" the night befor"e."

Excellent then, Drew.

I eagerly await your upcoming scintillating reports concerning Portland's indie rock scene, hangovers, and yr choice in footwear.

Sorry for the confusion.

Senator, how many more questions from dumbass bloggers who can't get a real job do you have to answer?

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