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Friday, May 23, 2008

Drunk Sexual Molestation Friday!

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Fri, May 23 at 2:44 PM

Everybody’s gone from your office, right? GOOD. I can finally show you this video, AKA the CREEPIEST PSA YOU’VE EVER SEEN. In fact, it’s so creepy I’ve decided to abolish “Cat Fridays” and enact “Sexual Molestation PSA Fridays.” You’re welcome.

OH! And by the way, if you’re in daycare? Don’t visit Mr. McGregor’s wood shop. Especially if he asks you to paint a birdhouse. And he has a Polaroid camera.

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Comments

What about cat molestation Mondays?

Posted by Ed | May 23, 2008 3:39 PM

Well, thank You for the scheduled eye-removal I have coming up. It's hard to get a semi-licensed opthamologist in the office on Memorial Day, and worse yet, he says he wants to 'Show (me) the kingdom of Heaven' or something and- y'know, it's tough having no health insurance.

Posted by richbachelor | May 23, 2008 3:56 PM

Going to go take a shower now. kkthxbai.

Posted by Will Radik | May 23, 2008 4:06 PM

Hold on there, Will! Let me get my Polaroid camera.

Posted by Mr. McGregor | May 23, 2008 5:16 PM

Dear gawd. I'm going to take a shower now, too. And I'm leaving my clothes on.

And soon, I hope, I will work up the courage to burn down the shed out back too.

Posted by Dale | May 23, 2008 5:17 PM

Totally couldn't finish it

Posted by Way Jilliams | May 24, 2008 2:33 PM

It's ok what I did because I saw Jesus' face in the spilled paint.

Posted by Mr. McGregor | May 25, 2008 7:31 AM