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Monday, May 5, 2008

Drunk The Perfect Portland Coffin

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Mon, May 5 at 1:55 PM

Get a load of this! A 67-year-old Chicago Heights, IL man has special ordered a designer coffin for when he finally gets around to croaking, and it’s shaped like his most favorite thing in the world… PABST BLUE RIBBON!

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Bill Bramanti claims he has no intention of using his casket anytime soon… except as a cooler. I have only one question: WHY DIDN’T A PORTLANDER THINK OF THIS FIRST?

Comments

Clearly the second, best coffin in the world, but this is what I'm going out in (bottom of page):

http://www.eternalimage.net/st_page.html

Posted by JustinS | May 5, 2008 3:17 PM

um, sorry to burst your bubble but pbr is, sadly, the drink of choice for hipsters all over the country. p

Posted by m | May 5, 2008 3:42 PM

Yeah, hipsters like my dad in Boise, Idaho. When is he going to grow his hair, start listening to Belle and Sebastian, and get a job as a barista?

Posted by jonny | May 5, 2008 5:30 PM

i don't think hipsters listen to belle and sebastian any more.

Posted by a man needs a pabst | May 7, 2008 4:46 PM

i don't think hipsters listen to belle and sebastian any more.

Posted by a man needs a pabst | May 7, 2008 4:46 PM