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Thursday, May 1, 2008
Media Tribune Canning People—To Go One Day A Week?
Posted by on Thu, May 1 at 3:06 PM
The Portland Tribune has been reportedly canning newsroom people today, and may go one day a week. This, of course, is tragic news for everyone in Portland.
[laughs]
A call to editor Dwight Jaynes is yet to be returned. Sorry to those who may have lost their jobs. It’s a bad day for newspapers.
Comments
Dwight Jaynes isn't going to return your calls. He isn't alive. He hasn't written a fresh column since 1987. Fact.
You can't reach Dwight, the highest paid part-time sports reporter ever, because he's in Hawaii. Hope he's not getting sun burnt.
I'm sure he'll be back by October... can't miss a chance to wolf down the free Blazers buffet while pretending to be working.
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Damn... means I'll either have to make one issue last all week or start buying my own toilet paper again.