You know, even though I’ve already turned in my ballot, I’ve still got… VOTING FEVER! And I bet you do, too. So that’s why we’re going to have another Mercury poll, this one entitled, “What Should I Do with the Pork Log?”

As you may remember, I accidentally purchased a “pork log” from an Asian supermarket. It was then subsequently kidnapped, returned, and completely forgotten about until recently when everyone in the office started complaining about my pork log turning green. Here’s what it currently looks like:

Naturally, I informed them that this was an important science experiment that was still in progress. However! Upon looking at the pork log today, I’m beginning to become concerned that it’s starting to grow legs. And once it grows legs, the next thing you know it’ll be gunning for my job. And that shit don’t fly.

But instead of listening to the pleas of my co-workers, I’ve going to let Blogtownies decide the fate of the pork log. So please, if you have any voting juices left, please squirt them on the following poll. YOUR DECISION IS FINAL!

WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH THE PORK LOG?

Polling closes at noon on Thursday (unless the pork log rises up and kills one of us in our sleep.)