I’m going to be upfront about my complete conflict of interest here: My friend Greg came up with these t-shirts (and thongs) over the weekend, and since they’re pretty much entirely awesome, I’m going to post them here. When sales undoubtedly skyrocket, I’ll probably heckle him for a cut of the profits.

Also, BEFORE ANYBODY SAYS ANYTHING IN THE COMMENTS, WHICH I’M NOT GOING TO READ JUST TO BE SAFE ANYWAY, I’m not caught up on Battlestar Galactica. I’m like three episodes behind. I know. I know. But whoever the kind and/or oblivious neighbor was in my apartment building who was letting me leech their wifi either moved away or got wise to my thievery. Either way, they can go to hell, as they’ve left me BSG-less until I have a chance to download the episodes later this week. In the meantime, I’ll be waiting, desparately keeping my fingers crossed, hoping against hope that there’ll be more of Gaeta’s goofy-ass ballads.